Mad Libs from 2005 YA Pizza Party

Driving Tips

Driving a car can be fun if you follow this quiet advice:

1. When approaching a/an sewage pipe on the right, always blow your cheeseballs.
2. Before making a/an mutated turn, always stick your spleen out of the window.
3. Every 2000 miles have your banana inspected and your horse track checked
4. When approaching a school, watch out for dumb turtles.
5. Above all, drive quickly. The Bob you save may be your own!

How to go to Sleep

If you have trouble falling asleep, you probably have a/an blue mind. You must learn to relax so you will have a/an red mind.

First, drink a cup of hot Mountain Dew and stretch out on a/an pretty bed in a/an idiotic position. Then, breathe silently and think about something beautiful such as lusterous flugle horns. Do not think about your unpretentious enemies. Concentrate on someone restful, such as Natalie, who will make your mind more weird. Or count imaginary bands jumping over a/an trumpet.

Follow these rules and you will fall into a/an pink sleep the minute your hand hits the pillow.

How to do that New Dance, the Monstrosity

(Two brave volunteers are needed to follow the instructions as they are read):

Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot stupidly to the side. Now stamp your right foot 6 times and put your hands on your partner's dogs. Next, you both running slowly to the right and bend your head backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you march slowly to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your cats and slap your librarians together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your spiders together and shout, "Smper!" Now ate backward and repeat the whole thing 365 times. If you feel that you can't learn the dance, you can always bounce the next one out.